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From Karma's Venom
Karma's Psychic Profile

Siren answered the moron of the week. Emzmcapple can't see that her boyfriend and girlfriend aren't as innocent as she thinks. There is more to it than the laughing! "SLAP!!!"

A new place to read on facebook. It is called Karma's a Bitch. Imagine that! Come join the fun. Great reading for all, except for Cruella, she has trouble reading anything beyond the third grade level! "SLAP!!!"

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From Domina Minx
Domina's Psychic Profile

How to Look Good Naked

Got you with the title, didn't I?

Get your mind out of the gutter, you dirty, little Beasties!

Looking good naked is not about creams or potions that will remove wrinkles, blast the bulges, or how to coif your hinter-regions into a topiary of passion (that may be an article on my site!).

Rather, looking good naked is removing the masks and cover-ups that we all ... More

From Blunt Bella
Bella's Psychic Profile

Wondering what's in store for you?

Wondering if you'll get engaged soon? or married?

Wondering when you'll meet your soul-mate?

Wondering if Mr. Right will ever arrive?

Well, I've got your answers......

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From Lady Yoly
Yoly's Psychic Profile

If you still have not found your special someone don’t worry,- I can provide you with a cleansing bath that will guarantee a special someone by Feb 14th.

My "Love/ Lust Magnet Spell" is not expensive at all. Usually the things that are needed you can find at home.
My cleansing will help you feel better about yourself. it's designed to help magnify your erotic energy and appeal. You'll see that ... More

From Lady Yoly
Yoly's Psychic Profile

I recently pondered the many lessons and concepts my clients have experienced in past and current relationships.I have compiled a useful list of important and valuable relationship truths.

If you apply any one of these truths, you are certain to see an immediate improvement in the quality of your relationships. Please take what applies to you and incorporate it into your life to create a relat ... More

From Karma's Venom
Karma's Psychic Profile

Imblessed34 is the moron of the week. She is dying to get a large lump sum of money! "SLAP!!!"

Win a Valentine Card from Karma. Just tell me why you deserve such a treat in the forum, and maybe you will be the lucky winner! "SLAP!!!"

Come say hello to our new bitch Lady Dragon, or something like that. She is almost as pretty as Laven, if you remember her!

Messypooh and the Capt are awai ... More

From Karma's Venom
Karma's Psychic Profile

FatBelly answered the moron of the week's question. Tipp wins it hands down. Being the moron is the only thing we are certain on about Tipp. Even she doesn't know if being straight is the life for her since she sucks at relationships with the boys! "SLAP!!!"

There are a few more slots open for prima-members, so don't wait much longer to become one. You get the title of classy moron among other ... More

From Claire de Lune
Claire's Psychic Profile

He keeps shaking black crystal ball and says, "Ask again later."
Every time you draw the Death card, she yells "Go Fish!"
He looks suspiciously like that guy who fixed your muffler last week.
His idea of an "out of body experience" involves whipped cream and women's clothing.
His spoon bending requires two pliers.
The sign in window says: "As Seen on '60 Minutes."
During card-reading, a ... More

From Blunt Bella
Bella's Psychic Profile

Setting goals works!

Think about what to accomplish this year in terms of your health. Whether it's losing weight, quitting smoking, exercising more, or eating better, you can achieve your desire by making it a concrete goal. Set a realistic timeline with "mini goals", and take practical steps to reach each one. Aim high for a year of health and success!

To contact Blunt Bella privately cli ... More

From Karma's Venom
Karma's Psychic Profile

Dor is the Moron of the week. He could be the moron of the week without submitting a question! He wants a romantic relationship with something living in a barn! "SLAP!!!"

Morons needed to become Prima- Members. The prima-morons get all the perks!

Read the Bitch-O-Scopes and learn the traits of the zodiac signs. If you do you will be smarter then Cruella and Claire De Loony combined! "SLAP! ... More

From Domina Minx
Domina's Psychic Profile

Astrology Humor
After Sex Quotes-By Sign

Aries: "Okay. Let's Do it again!"
Taurus: "I'm hungry-Pass the pizza!"
Gemini: "Have you seen the remote?"
Cancer: "When are we getting married?"
Leo: "Wasn't I fantastic?!?"
Virgo: "I need to wash the sheets."
Libra: "I liked it if you liked it."
Scorpio: "Perhaps I should untie you."
Sagittarius: "Don't call me-I'll call you."
Capricorn: "Do ... More