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From Karma's Venom
Karma's Psychic Profile

The Boss was visiting my next door neighbors one day
she looked up on my pourch and said, "hay"

We talked from time to time
I thought it was okay since it didn't cost a dime

She said I should go to her Tuesday night chats
smiling and stroking the backs of my cats

Always speaking of her idea of a site called psychicbitch
all the while hoping I'd get the writer's itch

She thought I c ... More

From Claire de Lune
Claire's Psychic Profile

(original author unknown)

ARIES: "Dear God! Give me PATIENCE and I want it NOW !"

TAURUS: "Dear God, please help me accept CHANGE in my life, but NOT YET."

GEMINI: "Yo God...(or is it Goddess?)...Who are you?...What are you?.....Where are You?.....How many of you ARE there? I can't figure you out!"

CANCER: "Dear Daddy, I know I shouldn't depend on you so much, but you're the only On ... More

From Karma's Venom
Karma's Psychic Profile

Buttercup made moron of the week. In her question for Spider Mike, she doesn't see that 2012 can't possible be worse for her than 2011! "SLAP!!!

When asked her cup size, she said, buttercups! What a moron! "SSSLLLAAAPPP!!!"

SPIDER IS ON FACEBOOK!!! He is Mike Black like the spider, Black Widow. Facebook wouldn't allow him to use Spider!

PeachesCat, Lady Yoly, and many others told him to ... More

From Claire de Lune
Claire's Psychic Profile

Valentine's Day was Tuesday. So what does that mean for me? CHEAP CHOCOLATE on Wednesday, baby!!

nom nom nom

But also a time to look back on Valentines past, and the lessons I've learned. Such as how to NOT put so much stock in a single day of the year. And how NOT to build up castles in my mind, especially during times of stress. My first Valentines Day with a boyfriend was truly wre ... More

From Karma's Venom
Karma's Psychic Profile

We have twin morons of the week and two answer's that qualified for moron of the week. Anytime boobies are in the answer it must be a moron. Domina Minx called this one on BMC, Sexyshe for having a small case of the hots for a fella that stands in her way, and Sarah Bellum for answering her! That makes them the twin morons!!!

The winner of the, Get a Valentine's Card from Karma, is.... drum rol ... More

From Karma's Venom
Karma's Psychic Profile

Hay Valentine

It soon will be Valentines Day
I can't spend it with you and that's not okay

Valentines will be overcast and blue
since I can't enjoy it with you

Maybe we can go out to dine
in different restaurants, that could be fine

Can't send you chocolates, they would melt
instead, we can propose a toast, and take a belt

Flowers will just wilt
so, let's drink wine until we ti ... More

From Claire de Lune
Claire's Psychic Profile

Aries: Anything, as long as it's got a lot of energy!

Taurus: A turtle: it's slow-moving, doesn't need a lot of attention, and won't compete with its owner for food.

Gemini: A talking parrot; need I say more? Well, of course I do, but . .

Cancer: Anything, as long as it needs to be nurtured

Leo: A big, bold, ferocious feline, as long as it doesn't compete with its owner's plac ... More

From Karma's Venom
Karma's Psychic Profile

Honeybunny is the moron of the week. She isn't aware that she is going to be a female this summer! "SLAP!!!"

Capt Jack does leave Cruella long enough to answer questions in the forum. So go to the forum and get a speedy reply from the Ol'Capt.

Bitch-o-scopes will teach you about the Zodiac. Well, unless you are that Cruella!

Queen Contest will be coming soon, so get ready to vote for Kar ... More

From Karma's Venom
Karma's Psychic Profile

Siren answered the moron of the week. Emzmcapple can't see that her boyfriend and girlfriend aren't as innocent as she thinks. There is more to it than the laughing! "SLAP!!!"

A new place to read on facebook. It is called Karma's a Bitch. Imagine that! Come join the fun. Great reading for all, except for Cruella, she has trouble reading anything beyond the third grade level! "SLAP!!!"

Capt ... More

From Domina Minx
Domina's Psychic Profile

How to Look Good Naked

Got you with the title, didn't I?

Get your mind out of the gutter, you dirty, little Beasties!

Looking good naked is not about creams or potions that will remove wrinkles, blast the bulges, or how to coif your hinter-regions into a topiary of passion (that may be an article on my site!).

Rather, looking good naked is removing the masks and cover-ups that we all ... More

From Blunt Bella
Bella's Psychic Profile

Wondering what's in store for you?

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Wondering when you'll meet your soul-mate?

Wondering if Mr. Right will ever arrive?

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