Airhead, (Aries) You have more mirrors in your abode than anyone should have. The song You're so Vain describes you to a Tee. Menopause will come and go, and you won't even notice... 0_Comments

Boarus, (Taurus) You paid cash for a new car? WOW! It's a Yugo, whoopee! Want to piss off a Boarus? Steal his salt shakers and move his chair two feet to the left. Keep your legs ... 2_Comments

My little Grim eye (Gemini) If you would just shut up and listen to me once in your life. You can't leave your clothes in the washer overnight. When you say you will put gas in th... 0_Comments

Cantankerous, (Cancer) Why don't you keep your ass in your castle where you are king? Why can't you do something when you are asked instead of when you want? I am off limits to yo... 0_Comments

My little female Geo (Leo) You put a new twist to drama queen! Forgive me, my queen, but I think I like the original drama queens better. I walk on egg shells around you, and do a... 5_Comments

Veggie (Virgo) have prune like hands, so they are easy to spot. If your house is a mess, have a party and invite Veggies only. Be sure and have a bountiful supply of hand disinfec... 0_Comments

Le Bra, (Libra) I will give you a brand new shinny quarter, if you will just make up you damned mind! You'll probably steal it from me anyway. Don't tell me I look sexy in my red ... 0_Comments

Scorpion, (Scorpio) I can't help myself for being attracted to you. I love the way you cringe, when I look at you with disdain. I admire you for always getting even, no matter how... 0_Comments

Sat on tarious, (Sagittarius) You make me sick with your smiling all the time. I'm tired of watching all your home movies of your vacations, and how you rub our noses in them. It ... 0_Comments

Cap of corn, (Capricorn) You are a nerdy bunch of workaholics, expecting more pay than the next. You measure a man's worth by what he has. In other words, you are the Ebenezer Scr... 2_Comments

Aquarium (Aquarius), you dream too much, and I can't figure what you're going to do next. When I'm around you, I want to throw up. You are repulsive! Quit trying to change the wor... 0_Comments

Pieces (Pisces) You need to stay out of my head, and if you insist on controlling my dreams, make them wet ones! You try to rescue the crack head, and become one yourself. Quit it... 0_Comments