Airhead, (Aries) You have more mirrors in your abode than anyone should have. The song You're so Va... more

Boarus, (Taurus) You paid cash for a new car? WOW! It's a Yugo, whoopee! Want to piss off a Boarus?... more

My little Grim eye (Gemini) If you would just shut up and listen to me once in your life. You can't... more

Cantankerous, (Cancer) Why don't you keep your ass in your castle where you are king? Why can't you... more

My little female Geo (Leo) You put a new twist to drama queen! Forgive me, my queen, but I think I ... more

Veggie (Virgo) have prune like hands, so they are easy to spot. If your house is a mess, have a par... more

Le Bra, (Libra) I will give you a brand new shinny quarter, if you will just make up you damned min... more

Scorpion, (Scorpio) I can't help myself for being attracted to you. I love the way you cringe, when... more

Sat on tarious, (Sagittarius) You make me sick with your smiling all the time. I'm tired of watchin... more

Cap of corn, (Capricorn) You are a nerdy bunch of workaholics, expecting more pay than the next. Yo... more

Aquarium (Aquarius), you dream too much, and I can't figure what you're going to do next. When I'm ... more

Pieces (Pisces) You need to stay out of my head, and if you insist on controlling my dreams, make t... more