The Only Love Spell You’ll Ever Need

Oh, you’ve probably seen it all. Loads of people selling you amulets to guarantee you’ll meet your soulmate, or potions to make you more attractive, or even spells to bring back a lost lover. Preying on the gullible is big business! However, love doesn’t have to be hard to find, and it doesn’t have to cost a fortune to find it. I’ve been in this business for over 30 years, and I promise you that what I’m about to share with you is the only love spell you’ll ever need.

You’re going to need the following:

  • Vanilla essence (extract). Get a brand new bottle, and get the real thing, not the imitation flavoring. It can usually be found in the baking aisle of the supermarket.
  • A length of pink yarn, 13 inches in length. Use a natural fiber like cotton or wool, not man made.
  • A length of red yarn, natural fiber, also 13 inches in length.
  • An airtight container. A cookie tin or a jam jar is fine, but it must be new and unused.
  • Sugar. Again, I’d recommend getting something new and unused, but you don’t want to have to buy a whole bag of sugar just for this ritual. My suggestion is to get a couple of the little packets of sugar like they put on the tables in restaurants, or by the coffee machines in convenience stores. You need two packets, and you need them to be sugar, not sugar substitute.

You’ll want to do this when the Moon is going from new to full. It will work in any sign, but if you can line it up to when Venus is in either Libra or Taurus, you might get faster results. Do NOT do this when Venus is going retrograde! If you’re in doubt about the timing, consult a farmer’s almanac, your astrologer, or drop me a line.

When you’re ready to start this ceremony that is going to bond you to your future love, you’ll want to take a shower or a bath. Put two drops of the vanilla in your bathtub, or of you’re having a shower, put two drops of it in the shower pan. As you do, repeat these words:

“As the sweet smell fills my body, my love for you fills my soul.”

Now bathe as you normally would, washing your hair, drying yourself with a fresh towel, and putting on clean clothing. The whole point of this is that you’re cleansing yourself in preparation of what is yet to come. Do not have anything to eat or drink between the time that you take this bath and the time that you do your spell.

Take the bottle of vanilla again, and put one drop on each side of your forehead, and massage it into your temples. As you do, repeat the words:

“As the sweet smell fills my body, my love for you fills my soul.”

Really believe this. Really call out to the universe, and know that you’re starting a journey towards finding the person with whom you’re going to spend the rest of your life. Feel your heart lighten. Feel what it is like to be in love with this person. When you feel that flood of contentment and fulfillment permeating your being, it’s time to pick up the two strands of yarn.

Still focusing on feeling this love in your heart, start to loosely tie the two strands of yarn together. There’s no wrong way to do this, but I always preferred to use a square knot. As you pick up the piece of yarn that is going to represent you, repeat these words:

“This represents me, straight on the path to uniting with you, my true love.”

As you pick up the piece of yarn that is going to represent your lover, repeat these words:

“This represents you, straight on your path to uniting with me, your true love.”

Slowly start to tie the pieces of yarn together into, and repeat these words, one for each knot you tie:

“By knot of one, the spell’s begun.”
“By knot of two, it’s coming true.”
“By knot of three, so mote it be.”
“By knot of four, I’m through the door.”
“By knot of five, it’s come alive.”

Now you’re going to open the sugar packets, and, one by one, put them into the airtight container. As you empty the first packet, repeat the following:

“My life will be sweeter for being with you.”

As you empty the second packet, say these words:

“Your life will be sweeter for being with me.”

Now you’re going to wait. Put on some nice music, something that is romantic and positive. Sit holding onto the cord, and daydream of all the things that you and your lover are going to do together. Imagine coming home, knowing this person is waiting for you. Imagine the holidays together, shopping for the two of you, and how your life will change and be positively enriched because you’re together. There’s no time limit to how long you have to sit here, creating these scenarios in your mind, but the longer the better. Just don’t fall to sleep, though, or you’ll have to start all over again!

When you’ve seen in your mind how your life is going to be with your lover in it, and you feel comfortable and content in this, then it’s time to tighten the knots you’ve made in the cord. Remember, you’re drawing love to you. You can’t think this is going to happen, or hope it is going to happen, or even believe it is going to happen. You have to know that it is happening, right here, right now, that every moment that passes from this day forward is going to draw that love right into your life, and your heart. When the knots are tied, place the cord in the airtight container that has the sugar in it, and seal it shut. Place this under your bed, and do not disturb it. Place the bottle of vanilla next to it–you’ll be using that again.

The rest is patience! You’ve called your lover to you. It’s done, and it is a certainty. What is uncertain is the timing, and the more impatient you get, the longer it is going to take for this person to come. Think of it this way. You don’t go to bed at night thinking, “I hope that the sun will rise tomorrow. I know it is nighttime, now, but I wonder if it is always going to stay nighttime, or if there will indeed be a morning.” No! You go to bed and you’re secure that morning will come. You don’t give it a second thought. You have to have that same faith that you’re lover is on the way, otherwise you bring doubt into things–and into the relationship that is about to unfold, and you don’t want to do that, now, do you?

One more thing. Every full Moon, retrieve the bottle of vanilla from under your bed, and place two drops on the top of the airtight container, repeating the words that you used when you took your shower:

“As the sweet smell fills my body, my love for you fills my soul”.

Keep on doing this, even after your lover arrives, for this is a sure way, not just to bring you together, but to keep you together too, and that’s what makes this the only love spell you’ll ever need.

Still Hungry for Love

A Spell to Release Blockages to Love

I know who you are. I feel your pain. My heart breaks with you. You desperately want you to be appreciated for who you are. You’re feeling lonely, vulnerable, and hopeless. So many of your friends and colleagues seem to have found their life mate, their kindred spirit, the one who makes their hearts quicken–yet you feel left behind, as if love is passing you by. You’re still hungry for love. You’re starting to wonder if there’s something wrong, if you’re destined to stay alone. I promise you that your love life does not have to be empty.

Sometimes clients ask me if there’s been a spell cast on them that is preventing them from finding romance. I’ve been doing this work for nearly four decades, and in all that time, I’ve never had one client where I was positive that a spell blocking love was involved. Usually what was happening was that things had been so bad for so long that clients have jumped to the conclusion that this was the only explanation left as to why a relationship had passed them by. And just as frequently, once some home truths were explained, and a bit of inner work was done, things started to take a turn for the better–often very quickly, too.

What most people fail to understand is that they have to be the changes that they want to see in their lives. If they want to find a lover, they have to walk in love. This is sometimes harder than it appears. When you feel that your love life is destined to be non-existent, it’s easy to become desperate, to clutch at straws, to jump at the first person who pays you attention. That can often create more problems than it solves, though, because unless you’re confident in yourself, you’re likely to be indiscriminate about who you let close, and that’s just the sort of person that con-artists and users are seeking. They prey on the needy, the desperate, the lonely, the unhappy. Their empty promises leave those who are vulnerable feeling even more hurt and dejected than before the liaison.

So, just how do you turn this around? I’ve got a very simple answer, and if you employ this with honesty and determination, you can break the unhappiness habit, and draw into your life the love that you’re seeking. It’s going to take some dedication on your part though–but then anything worth having is worth working for, and surely a meaningful relationship is going to be worth the effort, right?

The first thing that you have to do to find the love of your life is believe that you are worthy of this. Many people fall down right at this first step, because we’ve become a society where it’s cool to complain, where the more we bemoan our issues, the more attention we seem to get. While the immediate attention and support from those around you might feel good, it’s just a band-aid over the gaping wound. It’s not going to fix things to bring love into your life. It’s just going to make being alone more bearable–is that what you really want?

So, to turn things around, you have to start turning yourself around, and the spell below is just the thing to help you to do this. It’s to be done anytime the Moon is going from full to new, and it only takes a pen, some paper, some natural fiber string, and a rock about the size of your fist. You may find the spell stronger if you can time this so that the Moon is in the sign of Capricorn. If you can do this when Venus is going retrograde (which is the opposite of the usual love-spell advice), especially if it is in Capricorn, then things could be even more effective.

So, at the right time and when you feel you are really ready for a new start, I want you to write yourself a letter. Pour out your heart. In this letter I want you to write all about your vulnerability, what has happened in your past to make you feel so alone, so isolated, so forgotten. Talk about all your broken dreams, the relationships that hurt you and left you feeling forsaken and cast aside. If you do this right, you’ll probably cry a lot, too. That’s okay. It’s part of the process.

When you’ve put all your pain on paper, and you’ve no tears left to cry, go somewhere private, go somewhere, you will not be heard or disturbed, and read your letter out loud (there’s a reason for this). Be prepared to cry again as you do. Again, this is all part of the process. Tears are an indicator that the spell is working.

When you’ve read this out loud, and you’ve no tears left to cry, wrap the rock in the letter. Wad it up tightly, and then bind it with the string. Wrap it several times, so that it is and secure, and the paper will not come off the rock. Then take the rock to a favorite (within reasonable distance) pond or river (the deeper the better–you don’t want this to be a shallow water where your stone can be found and unwrapped) and throw it into the water. Turn your back on it before it lands. The spell is finished.

Now, there’s all kinds of magic involved with this, and if you wish to contact me as to why the string has to be natural, why the letter has to be read out loud, why the water has to be deep, I’ll be happy to go into greater detail with you. However, you don’t need to know how this works; you just have to know that it does work. And you have to let it work. So many times I have performed house clearings after a bad breakup, only to find that my clients have then gone back to worrying about the relationship, back to feeling sorry for themselves, back to wallowing in the negative energy that the cleansing ceremony evicted.

Like energy always attracts like energy. That is why it is so important that, once you release the letter you wrote to yourself, you really do let that go, and start afresh. At times you’re going to feel despondent, still hungry for love, but your heart does not have to remain empty. You can break the cycle,You can start to turn things around in a heartbeat. It just takes the will to want to succeed, and the courage to break free of your past. Do you dare?

Psychic Bitches Christmas

The psychic bitches are all off today
something to do with being Christmas Day

Starbreeze is in the kitchen making fudge
Brigid is there too, she won’t budge

The bread is being baked by Zoe
so her hands may be a little doughy

Entertainment is by the dancing Dona
if her car will start, it’s a Honda

Auntie Maim is cutting a little star
you wouldn’t know it, she’s a psychic Czar

Katrina has a suspicious cough
she lost her mind, she’s a little off

Blunt Bella is stringing popcorn on a string
Angelina and Viper are trying to sing

Janet Moon has a yule tide request
sure will put these sopranos to the test

Northern Light is stringing the tree with lights
only one works so they won’t be too bright

Sarah Bellum is arranging the manger scene
look! The baby’s a Hindu, that I’ve never seen

Selene is shaking the presents under the tree
she wants to know which ones from me

Lady Yoly is late and may not be here
last anyone knew, she was drinking beer

Pin-The-Tail On The Donkey is the popular game
The Boss won’t let us use Brigid’s butt, what a shame

Sonyasweets is sipping a little Christmas joy
hoping she will get a brand new “toy”

All year long it’s sharp tongues from these psychic bitches
except for Karma who is nice, and keeps us in stitches

It is time to dine, the fudge is all done
God Bless, Merry Christmas everyone!

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