Just because it looks like a game, doesn’t mean it isn’t real. Some of our aps may seem a little friendly, and even out loud funny, but they also contain a spiritual message. (Who said God doesn’t have a sense of humor?) Please, take your time, listen carefully to your messages, and come back every day. Your guides could easily have another message waiting for you… Some of us have a “big ‘ole heap” of messages we need to hear.
Most of the widgets shown on this page were created by our very own Psychic Bitches. Most of them are updated on a regular basis, and many of them daily. Please, do not dismiss our humorous widgets as something for entertainment purposes only. Just because Karma may make you giggle after reading her answer, doesn’t mean Karma is full of baloney. Our higher power can speak to us through many venues, and sometimes the message is, “Lighten up, and quit worrying so much.”
The Old Maid is probably our most popular on-line divination app. The text was written by Karma’s Venom, and it was compiled by yours truly, da Boss! Karma had a way of seeing the root of any problem, and she never messed around all frilly — dancing around the topic. Karma was one to say it like it is in three sentences or less. Some people didn’t understand her answers, but usually if they took a few minutes to ponder her answers, the message became clear. Often with the Old Maid’s answers, it is necessary to read between the lines to get the full benefit of her wisdom.
Brat Forecasts are truly delightful. This widget was created by Karma’s Venom and Janet Moon. This is actually another example of allowing the computer to choose the forecasts randomly, and yet its absolutely amazing how well they can foretell your day. Karma and Janet built a website together, Zodiac Brat. Besides the humorous horoscopes, they also have some very accurate forecasts. You can check on upcoming astrological trends, and you will even find a list of upcoming eclipses and retrogrades. If you like the Brat Forecasts, take a few minutes to visit Zodiac Brat. You will probably find something else that will make you chuckle.
Yoly’s Sexy Astrology If you want to check your love forecast, Lady Yoly is the psychic to consult. Her Sexy Astrology is a weekly forecast written for the elements (fire, earth, air, and water). Yoly has an amazing insight, and her interpretations are dead on. Yoly understands our need for romance and fire in our lives, and she not only can tell you when love will be entering your life, she can help you make it manifest. She offers magickal products and recipes that will enrich your love life and possibly even grant your wishes. Wondering if there is steamy romance in your forecast? Lady Yoly has your answers. Visit her at her website, LadyYoly.com, now!
Sparrow’s Daily Astrology is a daily astrology forecast for all sun signs. Don’t dismiss her forecasts so quickly. If you knew how they created those sun sign, bubblegum forecasts, you’d realize just how ridiculous they really are. Sparrow bases her forecasts on the current trends happening between the planets now, not some insane calculated houses that have no bearing in reality, or the reality of your chart. Read them for a week and see if you don’t agree. You can read Sparrow’s daily forecast for the whole week, or you can follow (friend) her on Facebook, Twitter, or Google+ to have her daily forecast in your news feed.
Your Weekly Tarotcast(TM) from Destiny Tarot Dona Murphy is the creator of Destiny Tarot®; and the Weekly Tarotcast(TM). Each week she draws a card and then goes into great detail about that card. Its absolutely amazing how accurate her forecasts are. Its a great way to plan your week or to learn more about the Tarot cards. Dona Murphy is most definitely one of the top experts on the Tarot. You may want to check out her website, Destiny Tarot, to find out more about Dona. And listen to her podcast, “Learning Tarot – Spreads and Interpretations.”
Zodiac Brat Astro Weather Alerts Janet Moon spends extra time charting the movement of the planets for Zodiac Brat. Even though she may throw in a comment to make you chuckle, don’t doubt her accuracy. She understands how each planetary aspect will affect you. Check the forecasts, and pay attention. Knowing what’s ahead can help you plan your future.
Ancient Runes – Modern Answers This widget was created and coded by Sparrow Moon. Each Rune interpretation is written by Sparrow. If you need a quick answer, the Runes are you mark. Check them every day. You’ll be amazed how accurate they are.
IFate Tarot Reading Widget We haven’t written our own Tarot reading widget yet, so we have selected this widget from IFate. Its a very good 3-card spread covering your past, present, and future. The cards are beautiful, and the meanings are detailed. When reading the Tarot for yourself, its important to let the reading “sink in.” Write down your reading, and give it a few days (or even weeks) to manifest. Its a great way to learn how to read Tarot cards.
If you find any widgets you especially like, be sure to visit the psychic author at their website. Most have a mailing list, so be sure to sign-up. And… consider purchasing a psychic reading. If you like the insight of their applications, you will love the one on one readings.
Sparrow Moon once said, “I call my prayers my way of speaking to God, but my Tarot is my way of listening.” Its also been said that, “coincidence is God’s way of remaining anonymous.” Online and computer divination can actually be more accurate than the old fashioned “handheld” versions. Cards can get worn and begin to “stick” to one another. Tossing coins, dice, Runes, etc. can also get worn after time. Our hands could perspire, atmospheric conditions, static charge… all these things could affect the “handheld” psychic reading. The less we leave to human and environmental error, the closer we get to the divine.
Computers are the only way to generate anything truly random. When using a computer to create a psychic reading, you are guaranteed that there will be no human (or other earthly) interference. So long as you have a wifi connection, you can consult with the divine right here at Psychic Bitch right now!
Are you brand new to the psychic realm and not sure where to start? The psychic that tuned right into your girlfriend may not connect so easily with you.
We are all different, and when dealing with the Spiritual, there are many paths to enlightenment. Maybe you are interested in the science of astrology and astrology forecasts, but you are not interested in a Tarot reader, or a spiritualist. Or, maybe you find the accuracy of the Tarot absolutely fascinating. Perhaps you have been dabbling with numerology and want a professional to help you to understand more. Has a loved one passed? A psychic channeler may be what you need to communicate with them. Is there an ex-lover that keeps “haunting” you? You may find that a love and relationships psychic will have your answers. If you want to make changes in your life and learn to tap into the “cosmic force,” you may find a life coach or a spiritual spell caster will help you find your way.
It never hurts to shop around, and many independent psychics and psychic networks offer free psychic readings to get acquainted with them. You can read more to find out how to choose a free psychic reading. There are many psychics on the Internet offering free psychic readings, which can be very useful. Many will offer you a few free telephone or chat minutes to try them out before you actually decide to pay. Keen and Live Person offer free minutes to anyone new to their site. You can post a question for free on Live Person’s Public Board, and many psychics will send you a quick answer. And Keen speakers will often send you a few free minutes, if you write to them and ask. Of course, they will encourage you to purchase a reading, but this is an opportunity for you to try them before you buy. Also some independent Internet psychics will post their phone number for you to call them to inquire more about them.
Admitted there are a few psychics on the Internet who offer free email readings and send you the same reading they send to everyone else. But, if you take some time to shop around and take advantage of a few of the free offers available, you should be able to find the psychic that is right for you.